Mommy is the Giver of Cookies!

Of course this kid loves his mommy... But only if she has cookies for him - Someone call child services, quick! This kid is seriously working on a low wage income - WTF ?!

American Idol host Ryan Seacrest insults a blind man by trying to high five.

What's the difference between a house cat and a tiger? Well, one of them is a few hundred pounds of pure wild instinct who isn't afraid to use your face as a claw sharpener. But there must be others.

This dude makes that woman that put a cat in a bin look like a god damned amateur. He manages to get his cat caught in his lawnmower, churns it around and around for a bit before letting it escape unharmed. Skills.

Teasing dogs is a lot easier than teasing cats. For one thing, dogs are a lot more gullable and for another, they don't hold a grudge. If he had tricked this cat there's no way it wouldn't have sought retribution...

The Luke Bryan Tailgate turns into an epic brawl as one drunk concert goer battles the reigning champion—gravity and a heck of a lot of alcohol. And while he's battle those, the concrete floor comes up to take him by surprise.

After impaling his junk on this post, this guy will always have this video to remind him of the last time he was one of the guys.

Flour cannons: Because Hallmark doesn't make a card that says "I wish you spent more time in the kitchen." - In some ways this isn't so much ownage as 'karma', or maybe they are one and the same thing?

Batman gets pulled over by the police for having a bat symbol where his number plate should be. He probably should have cleared that one with commissioner Gordon first...

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mobile Getting the perfect photo of yourself is a bind.If you wanna make sure you're not going to get a thumb in the frame, then you need special skills my friend...

I still reckon Super Mario is way cooler. Plus he has a tanooki suit.