Mission: Impurrrsible

Your mission kitty, should you choose accept it, is to retrieve the toy intentionally tossed on the curtain rod by your human, and thus wow YouTube with your feline finesse.

A classic clip teaches an important lesson: When the other guy's palm is the size of your entire face, just call it a draw.

Niklas Roy’s workshop has the unfortunate location of facing right onto the street, people walking by constantly peer in. What to do? Could pull the blind down/draw the curtains, but why do that when you can design yourself a robotic curtain.

A good confession straight from the mouth of Mrs. Clinton herself. -LOL

We've seen plenty of burnouts end with a fire but we've never seen one that actually starts with a fire. Rodney Waters HQ sedan goes up in flames right from the start at Kandos. It's crazy insane.

We’ve all got a funny peeing story, right? Like that time you peed in your cupboard in the middle of the night thinking it was a urinal. Or on an airplane because you’re Gerard Depardieu and you don’t give a fuck.

It's long been known that it would take a truly special man.Well Greatness is upon us in the form of Barak Obama. The man is truly a visionary!

I do love a happy ending. This video incindentally, doesn't have one. It has an ending that will make you feel pretty bad if you laughed at her. Even if you didn't though, you're probably still going to hell. Just sayin'.

If you don't have the stomach to sit through the combined awfulness of the Transformers trilogy but want to know what happens, this video is for you. It cuts through all the terrible dialogue and gets straight to the lolz.

This chick could sell anything to anyone with her talents, in fact I want to go find her just so I can let her sell something to me, doesn't matter what, I want it!

You can always rely on George Carlin to not hold back, so here he hilariously asks "Where are all these goofy f*cking boys' names coming from?" And it's a really good questions, where the heck are they coming from?