Minecraft Rap - Dan Bull

It's not often you will find a rapper who is this forthcoming with his nerdyness. What next, Dan? Dan bull is back to profess his love for the blocky build-em-up in the form of a catchy rap.

This is not a video for the weak hearted. I wish I could be this dirty when I turn 80. Dildos,Porkrinds, "Suck my dead pig" Need I say more??

There's drinking, drinking to excess....and then there's this - WTF!?! Someone needs to do some serious research into canine behaviour and work out if this mutt is just plain dumb or a total genius, he's totally self-sufficient.

Global warming. It's getting the polar bears first and the idiots next. Something tells me it'll be a long while before dumb-asses ever get extinct!

Ever wanted to hear Mitt Romney talk a load of complete bullcrap? Well, more than normal at least? Here he is overdubbed by questionably talented lip readers. These may or may not be the things he was actually saying...

This big cat has blown his chance so spectacularly that even a nearby squirrel was forced to drop his meal and walk off in disgust. At least the cat will have something that he can have a nibble on...

With hair that flows like Zeus' mane and an autocue of justice - the legend Ron Burgundy is Back !

Jon's back & keeping it real with raps about bees & polite Canadian guy letting us know what it’s all aboot, MC Doesn’t Know How To Pluralise is showing the world what he’s all about with these sick rhyme. AWESOME!

This kid has it all - But all he is interested in is playing video games the little nerdlinger.

Well I for one welcome our log splitting overlords. Seriously though, I don't normally pop a chubby over heavy machinery, but this monstrosity piqued my interest. Slices through wood like a hot knife through butter.

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!