Million Dollar Menu

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

I guess he's just looking for a new football to play with - GROSS !

Festive lolz abound with as the classic Christmas Carol story gets added innuendo in the form of bleeped out words. It's amazing what kind of filth you mind replaces words with when they're bleeped out!

The ice floes in Black Sea near Odessa, Ukraine make crazy noises as they rub up against each other. I mean, it's not gonna top Gangnam Style any time soon and it's not got a beat you can dance to but it's pretty weird.

Once you let a cat do something like this, then that's it. They've seen you'll weaken and then they'll just use it again and again. So now every time this woman brushes her teeth with a towel on her head, along comes kitty.

He'll make headlines wherever he goes with this freaky costume. This is your last little bit of Halloween for the year.

Hey, we don't know the circumstances, but this is a fu**ed way to end a 7 year relationship.

The cast of the Star Wars films sing along to the excruciatingly catchy ear worm du jour; Call Me Maybe. If you're a fan of the song, the films, or just Jar Jar Binks, this is totally worth a watch.

It’s a scenario that we all love/dread, you wake up in a strange bed with someone you know you have done the nasty with- You open your eyes and pray that you'll not be in a coyote ugly situation - OMG!

If you’ve caught the first two seasons of the hit Netflix series about Columbian drug kingpin and leader of the Medellin Cartel, Pablo Escobar, then you’ll no doubt by hyped for Narcos season 3.

When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t.