Micro Mini-Skirt Hotties!

There's never been a finer selection of gorgeous buns poking out of tight little mini-skirts! These stunning beauties are guaranteed to stop traffic!

pete

what a super body sexy face and her rear end is perfectly positioned 2 deliver the dart deep in2 it

With the football season kicking off again around the world it's time to celebrate in style - How I'd love to score with these girls' - GOAL!!!

Every day when i wake up i praise the big dude above for inventing chicks, he is truly worthy of some kinda worship for such an awesome invention - Now if only they came equipped with a volume control he would definitely be a God!

It's probably the most important invention EVER and i bet most of you have never heard the name 'Pastie' before, or what it does? - Prepare to gaze in wonder at it's simple genius!

There's a percentage of people who go "clubbing" who like to drink their own weight in cheap cider and then do dead shameful things in front of cameras. These people are commonly referred to as "Dicks".

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you were a child. Kids are like little rockstars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are!

If you want to put something awesome in your mouth, look no further than this gallery. It's got a tantalisingly tempting selection of top tips and serving suggestions to make your supper more succulent.

Ahhh, body shots, nature's way of letting us all taste the sweet nectar of alcohol the way it was intended to be drunk. No need for glasses, just use the nearest cute chick and offer to lick up any mess from her afterwards!

If you are the photographer who has to photograph beautiful chicks like this all day, getting the right angles on their amazing breasts, then i officially hate you!! How the hell do i get this job??

Get ready for a self-shooting showdown of epic proportions as rival phone pretties put on their best poses (and smallest outfits) to outdo the competition in a battle of the babes. Cell phone tastic!

Some say that E3 isn't what it used to be. That it's become more of an event for industry insiders that actual gamers. If these pictures are anything to go by though, those reports have been greatly exaggerated.