Matt Bellamy Rocks

Like Muse or hate them, you can't deny that as far as the shuffle dance goes, Mr. Bellamy is the undisputed king. Not only was it a perfect reverse circle, but his timing for the vocals was absolutely spot on.

Eating a cupcake is surely one of life's most challenging tasks. Sure, getting it in your mouth is easy, but doing it without covering yourself in frosting like some cupcake starved subhuman beast? Now THAT is hard.

South London is a war-torn urban morass full of crime, hate, and squalor. It’s mostly been abandoned by humankind except for a few feral beings who roam the vast wastelands of Croydon, looking for an angry fix.

Everyone loves a blast on Mario Kart on the DS from time to time, even 007 - Just to show off what an all round badass he is, Bond will not only fire a blue shell up your ass but he’ll do it in the middle of a car chase. What a guy!

Jimmy talks to Morgan about his Science show, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, but they don't discuss normally, instead they suck the helium out of balloons while they chat, just, well, because.

Maybe he's drunk or maybe he's just angry and gonna beat them up and then he'll steal their money and leave them wishing they'd never made fun of a Praying Mantis in the first place.

If there was a prize for the most awesome use of the Source Filmmaker tool, I think this guy would have just won it. If singing and dancing old-timey head-crabs don't do it for you then I don't know what will.

Tough to say who the better dancer is but the chubby kid is definitely more entertaining to watch.

I'll give the cat 10/10 of effort, he's punching at the hair dryer like Rocky pounds meat, but all he's hitting is hot air. It's hard to tell who won but I've got money on the hairdryer for the rematch.

Reporting live from a forest fire, Suzi Theodory gets soaked by a helicopter dropping thousands of gallons of water on the blaze. We're going to assume they did it because she looked so hot.

There's no other reason you need to watch this video other than it has a ninja in it. That's right, a ninja. We've got this ninja to thank for saving the planet from those evil plastic bottles. A true hero.