Math Cat

Math cat has been casting his eye over your finacial situation and unfortunately he has some bad news for you. That dog you want to buy? Not going to happen. There's no bias here either. Math Cat has spoken.

If you stare really hard you can find it, it looks like a big red arrow & its making a loud fapping sound!

You know from the very first moment you see this cute little fella' that you 'have' to take him home and love him.... Then you read the small-print - you never go full retard!

There are many types of lesbian haircut, there's the Bieber, the mullet, the crew cut. A whole variety of them and here's a handy chart to help you identify the different types. Just in case you thought you were a man.

Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?

Now you can play with boobs while you play your favorite console game! They are not cheep but certainly worth the price!

Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.

Not quite as fearsome a team as the regular Avengers. Iron man looks a bit daft but standing next to that guy dressed as Cap he looks like some kind of Greek god. I'd done a poo that was bigger than that guy!

Because it's only ever one, never both. One of them will go weird, lose all bass notes & shed it's rubber sheath on a regular basis while the other one will be found, fully functional by archaeologists in the year 4117.

The rules of the dreamscape can be confusing. What happens in dreams is supposed to stay in dreams unless you die then you go into a coma or something. But then look what's happened to Ariadne.

Most people think tigers are a fearsome predator, and they are, but they have feelings too. Feelings for trees, but the path of true love never runs smoothly and this poor tiger knows that.