Mario Bros 8bit Opera

The LegoLambs guys are back with another pop culture sing-along classic for you. Having already covered Predator, Rocky, Star Wars and Conan the Barbarian they turn their musical talents to the Mario Brothers...

If you played the footage backwards she'd be a lovely old dear saving a poor cat from the horrid act of some nefarious ass putting a cat in a bin. Much more pleasant. BIATCH!

What fresh hell is this? Spiders are solitary killers no more. If Attenborough is right they’re now hunting in packs. Yes death awaits us with hundreds of pairs of mandibles and glue shooting butt-holes.

You might think that bake sales are all girly and sappy. Not so. With the right attendees you can turn a joyous baking event into a dark satanic affair where the morsels on display are fit for the dark lord Cthulhu.

A relaxing tune and some strange but amusing animated dancing. What more do you want from an internet video? How about a superhero with a case of chronic duckface? How does that grab you eh? Thought so. Enjoy.

Hamsters are super cute with they way they fill their cheeks pouches with food. The BBC reveals all using an X-ray to show how golden hamsters store incredible amounts of food in their cheeks.

This Rube Goldberg machine is a genuine bone fide record breaker. With over 300 individual steps, this behemoth flawlessly accomplished the simple task of blowing up and popping a balloon. So freaking useful, eh?

There’s… there’s something in my eye, no those aren’t tears, it’s just a bit of dirt or something. Honest. Unless your heart was ripped out and replaced with the cold, then you might find yourself getting a little emotional over this.

There are certain things you should do on a first date and certain things you shouldn't. squeezing out a silence piercing trouser trumpet solo falls into the latter category. Here's hoping he didn't hear it.

Even on the nights when you lose all of your dignity by passing out, you can still create something beautiful. Here's a few ideas for those parties where you find yourself wide-awake and bored while everyone else has passed out.

Grey Bloke gives us his thoughts on beautiful women, why they find it hard to get a date and why he's bleaching his anus. Frankly that last one didn't interest me but the first two definitely did...