Man's Best Friend

Dogs, don't you just love them, they are with you through thick & thin, always there with their unconditional love and ready to lisk your face with tose wet tongues of theirs, could there be anything nicer?

The Joker acts all badass and that, but if you really want to know how he got those red scars at the side of his mouth, the truth is far from badass. Although that might've been what he got next.

The TRUE Burger King..

I'm going to have to start carrying googly eyes wherever I go. They can make even the most mundane things totally hilarious. God bless whoever invented these things. You, sir are a true hero of humanity.

Finally. We can all let out a collective sigh of relief, for it is here. The doll that can give every douchebag his Snooki. Make sure to slather your hair with grease like a New Jersey muscle brain monkey before approaching.

Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.

Now this is a real toughie to resist, how could you not want to click such an innocent application that has suddenly appeared on your desktop? Strange, it looks like the same one i clicked to win $100K last week!?

Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.

Surf's up dooood! Go grab your submarine and let's tackle some gnarly waves, you bodacious seaman. Like, using surfboards is just so 1977, it's all about the nuclear submarines these days.

No matter how many exams you have or how they are scheduled, there will always be people who finish before you and are willing to rub it in by hanging out in the sunshine and posting carefree updates to Facebook.

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.