This fantastic groundbreaking comic by Will Eisner or The Daddy, is due for a film makeover like so many comics have had, this time directed by the brilliant Frank Miller. I, for one, am excited by such a prospect considering this comic was one that blurred the line that separated image and narrative, paving the way for many a comic to follow.

The Spirit is a crime-fighting legend, always surrounding himself with a bevy of beauts, some dangerous, some just damn fine - who wouldn't want to be him? No-one that's who, so check out this dark, moody game, no doubt echoing the film and you can pretend, if you kid yourself hard enough, that you are him.

Chimps, they're our closest relatives and one's been president of the free world for the last 8 years, like Planet Of The Apes was a documentary or something. And now here's one riding a segway, and even though he could do with some practice, it can ride it better than Bush could, but that's no real surprise is it.

Watching that little chimp motor his way about got me thinking; they should race these chimps on those segways, like a simian version of Wacky Races, they could supe them up, pimp them out, whatever. Surely that's an entire semester's worth of Japanese game shows right there, and then some, knowing those Japanese. They could bring in some other primates, like gorillas, that'd be interesting, could have the Great Ape Segway Olympics with humans, chimps, gorillas and orangutans all fighting it out to be crowned the greatest of the great apes.

Somebody get Fox News on the phone, I've got anidea for them, they could run it as cutting edge investigative journalism...!