Kid Backflips & Impales Nuts On Pole

Sometimes you don't have the balls to try a dangerous stunt and sometimes trying said stunt leaves you with NO balls! I don't think he was prepared for losing his V-card to be such a painful experience.

Abysmal re-purposed Twilight fan fiction has gripped the globe. Apparently women really do enjoy reading badly written porn. Men need something a little more substantial. Like the same, but read by DUKE NUKEM!

Where the cities are paved with freedom and the national sport is grand theft auto. You might think the audio quality is good while watching Wildest Police Chases. That's because you're not watching it, you're LIVING it. LOL.

This is short & sweet....Just like her! Hayden pops champagne and pours it on herself to the song by Ron Browz. Please try not to fap.

Is it a fit of the mind, or can he no longer cope that his true love is getting married to someone else? Let's hope no one suspects that he's falling for the bride. That could make the reception really awkward - WTF!?!

A Saturday Night Live clip, possible the best of 2011, where they lampoon the incomprehensible films from the likes of Guy Ritchie. It's hard to believe that the people who invented the language use it like this...

This woman goes ballistic and starts handing out Big Smacks when she's unable to get Chicken McNuggets at 6 AM. The employee should have handled this by saying 'Next window, please.'

Who is more oblivious: the robber or the cop? I think this one might be too close to call.

Holy. Crap. In India they take their talent shows to the nth level, smashing all sorts of nasty stuff over themselves that on any mere mortal would render them horribly injured. Not these guys though.

Those girls are looking at him, like "What's this demi-douche up to?" But he's owning it like a goddamn boss, full of win, he could out warlock Charlie Sheen. The boy just doesn't give a flying hoot. Go kid!

It ain't a houseboat party on the lake until someone ends up unconscious in the middle of the day.