Kate Upton - Esquire Shoot

If you're a fan of cutting implements and blue balls, I've got just the thing! Seriously though, Kate Upton is super hot and this is probably the most compelling advert you will see all week. Bet you visit to their website now.

Pulling an awesome wheelie is one thing, but doing it right in front of a cop car and peeling away like a bat out of hell when they get the blues and twos going is way more memorable. Dude even managed to get away too! Kudos.

Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with? These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.

This is like a scene from Bad Boys 2 but dubbed into Portuguese. Dude stops a plane taking off by ramming his car into it so hard that he near enough knocks the wing off. Can't speak Portuguese but I bet there was a sweet wise-crack pun in there too.

If you thought Go-Karting was for just for kids, you'd better think again. It's where Senna started off and if this video is anything to go by it's hella fast. If that was me I'd need to pit stop for fresh underwear.

A small plane comes in for a landing and slams a massive bird that gets stuck on its left wing.

Because it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...

This guy gets up on a concrete planter and attempts a backflip but ends up coming down face-first on the side of the planter. This is such a classic fail you could almost set it in stone... Or concrete :)

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

Symptoms include a sudden onset of xenophobia, casual racism, and general hatred for others who aren’t like you.