KRANKY Burnout

We've seen plenty of burnouts end with a fire but we've never seen one that actually starts with a fire. Rodney Waters HQ sedan goes up in flames right from the start at Kandos. It's crazy insane.

A steel beam weighing over 20 tons falls over 35 feet and misses a guys head by less than 10 inches.

A fat girl does Disney, singing along like she was one of the ugly sisters from Cinderella and the ice surrounding her cold heart melted just enough to bring a little bit of joy into her life. Weirdly addictive viewing.

This is like, literally, like, Rachel Zoe literally saying literally, like, literally, all the time. I'm literally going to slice my ears off with her teeth if she says literally one more time.

Cos you know your friends will get you BAD if you do!!! OUCH is my 1st reaction, not only does your icicle & snowballs get slammed but they also get the added horror of being dragged across something frozen!

If you thought regular dubstep was ear torture then that's only because you hadn't yet seen “a capella dubstep,” as performed by these teenage YouTubers. This is the kinda stuff they played to prisoners in Abu Ghraib.

Yeah, the guy gets hurt and embarrassed, but any argument with a monkey that doesn't end in thrown feces is a good one.

The filmmakers have called this "an analog film for the digital world." Isn't that sweet? What are they, Luddites? Get with the motherboard! We want to see augmented reality video-game real world metanarrative hybrids!

They may not realise it yet, but chicks NEED some of these, they might be held in place by means of an anal prob, but it's essential babe-wear! Two foreign ladies try them out & rave about how they feel (i think?)

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

Some chicks are hawt, but this is extreme! The Etowah County Sheriff's Office has released this chick on bail after she accidentally set herself on fire while pouring gasoline and igniting her boyfriends car - WTF!?!