Jimmy Buffett Falls Off Stage In Australia

Jimmy Buffett fell off stage while on tour in Australia. Doctors are using his music to keep him sedated while examining him for injuries.

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

If you were looking for a visual definition of the term "metal as f#ck" then this video is surely it—a guy plays a guitar while karate chopping flaming piles of wood. Just don't let him near your girlfriend.

A meteor turns green and fiery in the atmosphere as it's caught on a surveillance camera above a busy freeway. Run for the hills because you've seen too many sci-fi movies to know it's a UFO in disguise.

His first gamble was playing the slot machine, and the second one was that he wouldn't throw his back out knocking it over.

There are only 2 words that can begin to describe what is going on here "WTF - weird.."

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

This guy not only has mad skills but also a miniature motorbike and a tiny little dirt track in his back yard. What more do you want from him? Party tricks? Well, it just so happens he has one of those too!

These guys move a large crane too quickly and it collapses not only destroying itself but the crane next to it.

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

We're talking about what the Earth would look like if Xzibit just went to town on it. First step would be adding rings, next step would be putting plasma screens onto everything that stood still long enough. Pimp.