Jeff Goldblum Invents Jurassic Park Theme Lyrics

Amazingly, Jeff Goldblum has thought up his own lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song, and he shares them with the nation on Late Night with Seth Meyers—but why are we only hearing them now?

This is an astonishing explosion videotaped from a military caravan. Someone better pull up Google Maps and find another route because this one is definitely FUBAR!

Russian singer Philipp Kirkorov smacks a woman in the face after receiving flowers from several other women in the audience. She must not have read the fine print on the ticket: Gifts or KTFO.

You don't get to see her face, but there's plenty more to look at and keep your interest. Like her smoking hawt body that is as tight as a fish's ass or a nun's holy hole :)

What a year it’s been - How could we have not come this far without hearing such immortal words such as “EAT the poo-poo!”, “Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber??!”, “Gingers have souls!”, “Double rainbow all the way!”

When a model falls like this, it's clear she must not be heeling well.

A darkly satirical swipe at the banal excesses of the wealthy, spitting outraged bile at their wanton corruption.

Little critters inhabit a secret world where they utilise mobile phones for their own purposes! LOL!

Who better than Brett Domino to teach you how to write a hit pop track. So listen intently as he bassoons like a mofo and plays his original pop song, the Jennifer Lawrence-inspired ‘Sexy When You Do That’.

A video produced by the Canadian Paralympic Committee. Not sure what they're trying to say here but I can't believe he ran past all of that without stopping to see if anybody needed any help.

Turns out that doing body shots off of the bearded lady actually isn't the most embarrassing way to get hammered at the carnival.