Jackass Fish

I'd like to think that this is exactly what the fish is saying. In reality he's just mouthing soundlessly as he suffocates clasped firmly in the jaws of winged death. That's not as funny though...

Most of us know how to drink with aggressive abandon, it comes naturally, evolution took care of that. But most of us don't know how to act when drunk, so we'd all do well to read this and heed the advice.

If only everyone was as wise as young Tommy. Instead of experiencing the world for ourselves and deciding with our senses what's happening, let's just check Google Street View & if all's well there, then it must be fine. Douche.

Sure, it's a worthy cause but the video makes it all a bit too simplistic. Like Kony is the only bad thing in the region and everything will be sunshine and light with him out of the picture. Either way, trolling is always lolz.

Whoever the kid was who received this text, fair credit to him. While most kids would be too embarrassed to even respond, he makes sure to get a lol out of it while winding his mom up. Awesome work.

This is the girl only Halo guys dream of..

Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.

There are some things that just beg to be imbibed. An ice cold bottle of coke dripping with condensation on a hot day, for example. This is not one of those things. If you were really drunk you might try it for a bet though.

I've seen stones being stacked up and balanced on one another, but coke cans? that's definitely new. I wouldn't be surprised if this was fake. I couldn't recreate it, at least not without spilling coke all over my desk...

She's got NES panties on, the Linux penguin, Tux, on her tee and she's suggestively sucking on a Wii-mote.

Yes, fire is the best idea when you need to focus a camera..LOL!