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I'm With Bear On This One...
He might like to nom on the rancid droppings of god knows how many animals, but when it comes to the amber nectar you have to admit he has got a point!
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When your girl asks whether her makeup looks okay, you say yes. If her face looks like this and she asks, you say yes. It's a hard and fast rule.
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Not hard to do if you're standing there with a fat dude wearing speedos, but when it's a female who looks like this, the game flips to nightmare difficulty...
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Sometimes a mixing (or a mind-meld if you don't mind the Star Trek Vulcan reference) of 2 entirely different genres can have a curious synergy. Poor old Paul McCartney.
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..You may pass out in awkward places. FAIL
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Here is the answer to the meaning of life, if you happen to be an observant male, bemused at stereotypical behaviour patterns of chicks at the mall, the club, at school....anywhere!
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Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.
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This is such a blatant double-entendre that it makes you wonder if maybe she subconsciously meant to post it - LMAO!
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So you are just browsing the Russian roulette equivalent of websites for abit of fun and then someone familiar appears in the window. You feel sure you've seen that face before. then the horror hits!
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It's great to include your children in your healthy outdoor pursuits, being at one with the wilderness and traversing large rock formations. However, it's best not to play some 'throw & catch' with junior in these conditions - WTF!?!
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I've been working for FAP industries since I was a teenager but I've never drawn a single paycheck. Maybe I should give them a ring and get my dues?
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