If You Don't Have An iPhone

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

If this isn't out and out the single weirdest music video that you've ever seen, well, I'll turn into an old man turtle and scuttle off behind a jury of ghosts. Also, you're a nut. You're crazy in a coconut.

Welcome to the world’s first Augmented Reality TARDIS. It’s not easy making something that is bigger on the inside, but this guy managed it with a bit of digital trickery and a lot of spare time.

When you turn around to see three heavily armed enemies, guns trained on you, there's only one thing you can do. Wait for the hail of bullets. Well, that and quickly ride your MAV to safety. God speed, brave sniper!

Now this is one news report i reckon the reporter will NOT be putting on his showreel. Please insert your own horribly inappropriate wet beaver joke here - I thank God every day for live TV - LMAO!

It's been suggested that this video might not be 100% genuine. I really hope that isn't the case. It would be so awesome if these were genuine outtakes. Especially the section near the end where Bane starts rapping...

Sometimes the best intentions go unthanked - "We left the receipt in the bag. You could have just returned them." - Just don't eat it!

The video follows the titular character as he wanders around in an attempt to make friends. The entire song comes off as an offbeat parody until, suddenly, things are serious and it’s no longer a laughing matter.

This is a tragically familiar sight in bars and clubs planetwide. They're drunk, noisy and a pain in everyone's ass. Don't bother speaking to them, they'll just drink your wallet dry and leave with some dude with an eyepatch.

Guys have been waiting for this holy grail for years, hoping that someone would help our plight - But at last our prayers have been answered, it's quite possibly the simplest guide on how to get laid!!!

A nifty bit of video turns an otherwise fairly unremarkable surfing video into a tale of nonchalance in the face of planet-wide annihilation. New alien overlords? Sod that, lets go surfing. Typical Aussies.