If Harry Potter Was A Teen Comedy

Take some bonus rock song from the Harry Potter soundtrack, re-edit some of the scenes from the movie and you have Harry Potter in a completely new light. Now when's the release date?

The Onion tries it's hand at TED style talks and seminars. Don't be put off by the initial complexity of the talk, he speaks fairly slowly and repeats himself a bit in order to help newbies grasp the more difficult concepts.

Sometimes you have to go the extra mile to get a good story. Sometimes. Either this reporter is terrified riding the slide or she is just practicing her Angry Bird impersonation?

The infamous "Dictator" appears on morning TV in Australia. He doesn't pull any punches and has more than likely caused the producer of the show to get fired...

The cable snapped on the 'Xcelerator' roller coaster at Knott's Berry Farm in Orange County and threw debris at a father and his son. The son was treated for leg lacerations, and he better be a rich kid after his laws...

Just let me watch this honey's video projected on the back of my eyelids from now until the violent explosion of our sun & I'll be a happy man. If I saw her in the flesh I'd probably implode!

So, impressed with the latest instalments of Call Of Duty and Halo?, well hold on to your game pad because we present to you the ultimate gaming experience with Coleco Telstar! I am truly in awe!

This dude made a wish "to get lucky tonight." He probably should've been more specific. This free throw has to be seen to be believed.

The cops arrest this dude and just before they are about to take him off to jail his buddy helps him escape. Pretty sure that's illegal too.

Stacking it and planting yourself firmly on your face sucks. The only thing that can make this painful humiliation any worse is the addition of a mouthful of sand to the equation. Unlucky, guys.

There are a lot of different ways to show friendship. Looking after your buddies immediate safety is right up there, but this is the first time i think I've seen it done with a right hook, though. BOOM.