If Google Was a Guy (Part 2)

Just imagine if Google wasn't a search engine and was actually a person, would you still ask the weird and creepy things you do if you knew you had to say them to a guy's face? You goddamn freak.

It's kinda like a faucet but instead of the noise of running water you're also treated to an impressive ringpiece solo. This guy tries to make it sound like an F1 engine, but I know my sounds, and that's a fart.

"OH la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaa! Just imagine how much they'd be celebrating if this happened at the end of the game. I love it when commentators go insane!

NBA star Devin Harris takes on a street baller (Stuart Tanner) and gets his ass served up to him with all the trimmings. Credit to him though, he takes it like a true sportsman and congratulates Stu.

If you thought Bob Ross was a fan of painting you'd be wrong. He's only painting so that he has some bushes that he can wash and then chuckle about afterwards. He's a weird guy, that Bob. No mistake.

And the smurfs take home the gold! A spoof off of Lil Wayne. LOL

This is one hell-of-a-way to pass an afternoon. Flying through the Swiss Alps like some sort of insane winged ninja. James Bond would be proud, it's pretty much how he starts every day. Too kool for skool!

Unless Satan is looking for a new pet I have a feeling this little fella is stuck at the animal shelter for good.

I would think it would be a lot easier to just ride one handed but regardless I am impressed.

Let’s say you were confronted by a 500 pound hyperalloy combat chassis hunk of cyborg hate from the future, you’d probably find your manners then, wouldn’t you? Otherwise, you’d be…terminated.

I'm sure (like me) you've sat at your computer eating pizza and felt a sudden rush of envy every time you see some dues who is sporting a very cool sixpack and cried into your Coke. Well, turns out we ALL have a pack under our fat!