IRL Revolver Ocelot

If you have fond memories of playing MGS and marveling at the badassery of Revolver Ocelot, don't watch this. It turns out that Ocelot is about as imposing as someone performing at a children's birthday party...

This dude takes a ride down his homemade zip line but picks up too much speed and slams into the tree holding the end of the line.

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?

As soon as you hear the cables snap, you definitely get a sinking feeling that something bad is about to happen - WHOOPS!

If you thought the swordplay (or lightsaberplay) from Star Wars Episode 1 was pretty good, time to think again. Even with all his posturing and double bladed lightsaber, Darth Maul is a totaly pansy.

Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.

The greatest ad man of them all who could sell ice to the eskimos delivers a presentation on the new Facebook layout. So stop moaning about it & deal with it. Who knew that Kodak ripped off Facebook with the Carousel?

Everybody's favourite nerd hun, Ms Munn, auditions for that famous female part, she may have a terrible British accent and worse acting skills than Roger Moore, but that catsuit is hawt!

Having problems scoring with that cute chick? Here's a way not to have to lie your way into a girl's panties!!!

We're trying to get our soldiers out of Afghanistan. It's just going to take a little more work to get some of them.

This job sucks on a good day but these two guys are suddenly caught up in 49mph winds that slam them around for over 30 minutes until they are rescued.