I Want A Weenie!

Cute little girl wants a wiener lke her brother got... But since that doesnt work out, she trys to get what every other kid wants too. Hilarious!

Who's the baddest dude in the galaxy? Lando Calrissian is one hell of a guy just don't leave him alone with your girl, because she might not come back the same.

Classic example for this turtle of one step forward and two steps back. Sometimes in life it isn't as easy as you think to make a clean escape!

It's the little things in life that make you f*%king lose it. Many things can cause it but one of the main culprits is the movie The Village. With it's obvious twist, weak story line and acting it's a definite no no for viewing.

Straight from Argentina, this hot bendy chick makes me think of only one word, 'FAP'...or is it "OUCH!"

Do you have a small child who's being bullied? Not sure what to do? Buy them one of these! It's small enough for their tiny little hands & powerful enough that they'll never have to worry about being bullied again.

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be?

Ken block takes to the streets in his limited edition sticker-clad sponsormobile to show off his wicked awesome skills. He's obviously spent a pretty penny on this one. Half of San Francisco is closed just so he can lay rubber!

Hosting clearly isn't Jan Kraus' strong suit; he just kind of fell into this gig.

Today we show you how to twerk like Miley Cyrus. Ever since she performed her hit "We can't stop" at the MTV Video Music Awards everyone has been wondering how she obtained her godly twerking abilities. Here's her secret.

America's latest salvo in the attempt to take over from Japan as the world's leading exporter of WTF. It's like crufts but way creepier. Awards are handed out for the randiest leg loving canine. Weird.