I Saw Her Standing There...

...but then she was a zombie. It's an interesting if slightly long title for a webgame, but this isn't just any old webgame. it's a journey of discovery and emotion. Also there are zombies and pancakes.

You've probably played a text adventure game before, but not one like this. This is the world's only self aware text adventure game. It knows what it is, it knows what you are. Also it hates you and everything about you. Enjoy!

A classic treasure hunting adventurer mistake genre - lift up the golden idol and something very bad is about to happen. In this case it's the entire tomb filling up with sand at an impressive rate. move fast and escape while you can!

Make sure your crash helmet is on tight and the visor is firmly shut coz it's gonna get very dusty out there on the track! It's time for some off-road buggy racing!

Take revenge on the seal clubbers by going on a chainsaw rampage as a seal !

Take control of a rocket powered knight on his quest to save as many fair maidens as he can, slay as many foul creatures as he can and collect as much lovely loot as he can! Use cash collected to upgrade your knight!

Draw ramps and obstacles to help you manouver the yellow ball to it's destination.

Take control of an eighteenth century European castle and using stone walls, stout soldiers, powerful cannon and cunning traps to hold your blockhouse against waves and waves of attackers.

Guide your tank around a maze, upgrading it's weapons, destroying enemy tanks and gathering as much loot as you can. Destroy the enemy spawn points to complete the level, then upgrade some more!

Hurtle down a freeway in a souped-up black sports car and watch with glee as shambling zombies are splattered across you windshield. Tap the R key to switch on your windscreen wipers, then lather, rinse, repeat!

Intel Rocket Man Rocket man needs to get to the boss's office, pronto. Problem is, it's up on the tenth floor! Use the Intel rocket chair to get our intrepid executive to his meeting as fast as possible.