I Love YOU - WTF?

Having problems scoring with that cute chick? Here's a way not to have to lie your way into a girl's panties!!!

I guess this guy isn't eco-friendly - but luckily for him Mother Nature didn't set loose her beaver !

Doesn't look possible.. or appetizing. - GROSS

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

No one can resist the power of his spastic movements and dangerously low-cut jean shorts. Richard Simmons, you're next on the list.

You might think that bake sales are all girly and sappy. Not so. With the right attendees you can turn a joyous baking event into a dark satanic affair where the morsels on display are fit for the dark lord Cthulhu.

Grinding your ugly bits on the dance floor, it's what school discos were made for. And if you try and tell the kids that's it's not, well, prepare yourself to get pwnd!

Nothing to see here, just an ass on wheels racing a mobile trainer. OK, I lied, there’s lots to see here as these two strange vehicles duke it out in the desert. If you want to know why, then shame on you.

It's what we were all kinda expecting to happen and I for one felt cheated when it didn't. Ivan Drago was robbed. I would pay damn good money to see a feature length remake with this as the ending.

So it turns out of you place a cucumber behind your cat while it's eating, you get a very dramatic reaction.

Production on Two and a Half Men may have shut down, but that doesn't mean that Charlie Sheen has stopped taping.