How To Get Laid

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Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

And people wonder why you should wear protective clothing on a superbike!? A biker loses his balance and suffers some road rash. He should have kept his training wheelies on during this stunt.

This Sea Lion does sit ups like Rocky training for a fight.... Actually it looks more like Steven Seagal training for a big meal.

JaboOodyDubs tackle another ridonkulously cheesy infomercial. This one is for the ingenious and invaluable tap light; a light that lights up when you tap it. If you want rid of your children, these are for you!

Cos you know your friends will get you BAD if you do!!! OUCH is my 1st reaction, not only does your icicle & snowballs get slammed but they also get the added horror of being dragged across something frozen!

Well, will you look at that, is that a snake I can see? At the back in the glass tank? It looks like quite a large one, or is that just because it's pleased to see Adriana rattling and grinding?

Now who'd be a better storyteller to read to children at bedtime than Samuel L “muthafunking” Jackson? He could teach those kids a few pointers to the finer parts of the English language, where the f-bomb is featured prominently.

This dude is all smiles till the band slips off the bosu ball and smacks him in the face, wiping than smile right off there. That'll tech him to leave his computer screen and try and get in shape. FAIL!

If you watch the Gotye "Somebody That I Used To Know" music video and have absolutely no clue what he's meant to be feeling then this video will help. Replacing the singers head with rage faces makes it all much clearer.

Drugs are bad, m'kay? One German guy proves that having Frank the Bunny ride shotgun isn't the best way to get around town