How To Cook Soup

Cooking soup might sound pretty easy, but in reality it's a pain in the ass. This tin tells the truth about the process, from it's appetite suppressing beginnings to it's unimpressive finale. Anyone for soup?

Want a girlfriend? Follow this chart boys and it's the only pie you'll be getting, apart from mom's apple variety.

If you hadn't heard, Disney have just bought Lucasfilm and are planning a seventh Star Wars Film. Mickey Mouse might not be the best person to do this, but he can't be any worse than George Lucas...

If you stare really hard you can find it, it looks like a big red arrow & its making a loud fapping sound!

Have you played that new game that's just come out? You know, the one with the character on the front, holding a weapon, what the hell is it called? Dammit, they all kinda look the same to me!

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!

Oh lawd. Two things that should never be seen together have actually been combined. Intentionally. What fresh hell is this? SOCKS AND SANDALS!? NOOOOO!!!!

Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. GENIUS!

Ok, when something like this appears in Shrek we all smile and think it's the sweetest thing - But REAL LIFE!!! - That's another thing entirely - OMG!

It's someone's job to build the artwork that we all love at Legoland. And that 'someone' has a keen sense of humor and a love for internet memes that most visitors will miss. I want that to be MY job.

Have you ever heard the saying, 'pets often resemble their owners'?