How To Avoid Getting Hit By A Train

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.

Probably the most refreshingly original news report you will ever see. This guy has obviously not been fully briefed on what it is he's meant to report and as a result the report is truly memorable.

Go big or go home. The original and the best car Jump compilation is back with some motor mayhem as this video compiles some of the best airborne automotive action from around the web.

Jetman truly is a king amongst men. Flying in formation at full throttle together with two jets from the Breitling Jet Team... at their minimum speed. This guy needs his own Captain Planet-style children's cartoon.

Working in a butchers shop means you always need to keep an eye on your employees, especially when they're making your tea !

This is how REAL men deal with spiders, with a rubber band! You've got one shot to hit a huge spider before you embarrass yourself from shrieking and running away. Lets be honest here, i'd pick this option every time!

When a model falls like this, it's clear she must not be heeling well.

Gullible passersby get tricked into believing this guy's phone is possessed by a zombie ghost girl. The idiots. Remember kids, it's not polite to make fun of the dead, unless they are the 'un'-dead :)

Everyone's favourite she-nerd has something she want's to admit to. Yes, using her own hard-earned money she bought herself a shake weight. She's got the action down perfectly and can't leave it alone!

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

If you've been playing video games since the glory days, this ought to be a familiar sight. Side-scrolling sword swinging adventurer braves a brown and green platformed level. This one comes with it's own song.