How Pretty A White Woman Is?

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

Don't you hate when uninvited guests drop in at your house? It's almost unbearable!

Erin Langworthy, an Australian tourist, survived a massive drop into the crocodile-infested Zambezi river. It was a 364 foot drop. Next year she should try something really dangerous, like visiting Detroit.

With millions of $$$'s being spent on blockbuster movies isn't it time we took a whole new approach to viewer entertainment - Made in 4 afternoons and with no special effects, this is much better than the real thing - LOL

Is your husband or boyfriend playing too much World of Warcraft? Perhaps they should see Dr. Sokol and turn their regular life into the game.

Ever wondered what’s going on in your brain after smoking a fatty boombatty bifta? Well, these guys are willing to fill you in on all the details, thankfully skipping out all that Devil’s Harvest and Reefer Madness nonsense.

An Austrailian mother watches her six month old son roll off the edge of subway station and into the path of a train. By some miracle the kid had no injuries except for a small bump on his head from the fall.

Icons of Star Trek and Star Wars recently took to the internet arguing that their franchise reigned supreme. George Takei–the only actor who has worked in both–stepped in to broker the peace by identifying a mutual threat.

What the ideal body image is in the second decade of the 21st century, might have been seen as hideous 400 years ago. Models of all different body types show how the standard of beauty for women has changed.

That’s the trouble with ninjas, they could be hiding in your room right now secretly watching you like the covert masters of stealth that they are. But don’t try to take them down, it’ll only make them madder.

For anyone who's ever strummed out a few chords and thought for a moment they were Slash, prepare to feel shame. Zoe Thomson of the Mini Band absolutely shreds. She is eight years old. Yeah, you probably feel pretty stupid now, right?