How I Feel Towards Women

Like all other men on the planet I may never fully comprehend the inner mysteries of the workings of a woman's mind. All i know is that flowers and chocolates usually make up for whatever bad thing it was that I did...

A compilation of cats being alarm clocks, trying to wake their masters gently who are still asleep in bed. It's very effective, and beats the iPhone ringtones as an alarm call any day of the week.

As if there wasn't anything more tragic than a grown man spending all his cash on twinkly lights, this guy raises the ante by synchronizing it all to the theme tune from Skyrim. Way to go. Forever alone.

It's hard to tell whether the CDs break because the speaker is so powerful or because the guy's choice of music sucks so much ass. To be honest if you put me near that music I'd probably fall to pieces too. Beats the alternative.

Inspired by Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship, a YouTuber creates the "unseen" version of Frozen where completely unnecessary bleeps and blurs are expertly placed to turn Disney's latest into pure filth.

What's this!? Somebody call Mulder and Scully because this footage shows a UFO hovering over a tourist hotspot in London.

Slow clap to these kids for pulling off the best cover of Get Low ever. It really will make you want to achieve elevated levels of boisterousness up in your social gathering. Or maybe it will induce new levels of hating?

Picture the scene. A traffic cop stops a car - "Do you know how fast you were going?"- "Do you know how many wolves were chasing me?" - A freaked-out Russian cop then jumps into the car to avoid sh#t loads of wolves - WTF!?!

Ford pranks a group of unsuspecting guys by secretly setting them up on a blind date with a professional stunt driver. After pretending to be clueless driver at the beginning of the date, she then takes the guys for the ride of their lives.

There is a certain art to this type of mascot dance - COOL!

It's impressive but I think it would be more extreme if they wore big floppy red shoes, over-sized trousers full of custard and were juggling while they did it. They probably wouldn't look any more ridiculous either...