Heinz Automato 2

Want an automatic ketchup delivery system? Tough titties. That dream is still a little ways off yet. Sure, there are people working on it, but they're not exactly humanity's best and brightest...

Somebody call up Cirque de Soleil...we have the headliner for their next tour right here.

On a recent episode of The Tonight Show, comedian Ricky Gervais and host Jimmy Fallon swapped mouths and hilariously spoke for each other in a very freaky yet entirely amusing exchange.

Why does this guy keep brushing his teeth? He should've never opened his big mouth in the first place...

If you started playing video games with Pong and are still addicted to games today, there's a fair chance that this video represents you life up until this point. Prepare yourself to nostalgia real hard.

It must be a hard life being pro surfer Alana Blanchard, hanging around by the beach, splashing about in the water, going swimming with sharks. And all we can do is watch her and her friend enjoy themselves.

He requires a minimum of 8.75 pats per hour, two fifteen minute sessions of chewing on shoes, one hour-long nap, and you have to pick up his crap. I say it's totally worth it.

Everyone hearts the government, especially when it’s led by two toffs who haven’t got a clue — so look at this track as a sort of mantra that you can repeat to yourself without a hint of iron.

Probably the most believable stunt ever performed in a film. Seriously, I don't think there was any CGI or camera trickery in this at all, just Mr. Awesome over there and a camera soaking it all up. Awesomeness.

Thing is science couldn’t possibly support the idea of such a large, cumbersome beastie charging about and causing a ruckus—and this is why science and Hollywood should never mix.

James Brown, fresh from allegations of beating his missus with a lead pipe and unloading a firearm at her as she fled in a car has obviously turned to drugs to solve his issues. He's the hardest snorting man in show-business.