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Gay or not, I'd really love to hang out in this pub at least once. It sounds like the shenanigans are a plenty! Plus I could wear my sumo suit and it's always hard to find just the right occasion to wear it!

God is all-knowing and omnipresent, he sees and commands all, but lets be totally honest here. Not even the supreme being can trust himself with loading the rapture 2.0 program on his PC. So mission aborted!

Sometimes a mixing (or a mind-meld if you don't mind the Star Trek Vulcan reference) of 2 entirely different genres can have a curious synergy. Poor old Paul McCartney.

There are load of people out there who's virginity is permanent. This chap is one of them and if you even look at his V plates with a glint in your eye he'll run you through with his Swiss army knife.

Ah, this explains everything! Don't worry Mark, I'm sure special guest starring in cartoons and at Sci-Fi conventions will make just as much money!

Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!

Sometimes 'strange' is really better left well alone, but what has been seen can NEVER be unseen - There are so many things seriously wrong in this image I just don't know where to start, phone Chris Hansen?

You never know when a plague will ravage the land and the dead suddenly become the 'undead', rise up out of the ground and go of in search of your brain in order to crave their eternal hunger. Always good to be prepared!

They should put this in the Oxford English Dictionary under the word desperation. Dog will do anything for a tasty treat, this one will even lick carpet.

If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a girl you've probably heard this one before. Apparently it doesn't contain any calories if it's YOUR dinner...

Now this is something that, depending on your feelings towards her, could yield some very interesting answers. Ladies: For the future, always to ask 'what' is actually over before responding.