Hatchet Hitcher

Now, really.. Who is going to pick this guy up?

Just because you're always farting, it doesn't mean that your urine can substitute gas.

Dirty Harry wouldn't have been quite so cool if he had come face to face with Dustin Hoffman as he failed to go full retard. Your move, Clint.

It was not his quest for life saving techniques that made Anakin Skywalker delve into the dark side. It was irritation and ridicule!

Cooking soup might sound pretty easy, but in reality it's a pain in the ass. This tin tells the truth about the process, from it's appetite suppressing beginnings to it's unimpressive finale. Anyone for soup?

I dunno, he kinda looks like a cock-smoking, noob-tubing faggot to me. If he's sitting in front of an xbox with a headset on, he's obviously just asking to be verbally abused...

Sometimes 'strange' is really better left well alone, but what has been seen can NEVER be unseen - There are so many things seriously wrong in this image I just don't know where to start, phone Chris Hansen?

Ba Duh Buh Buh Buh... I'm luggin it.. EW

For a company that doesn't actually "Invent" anything, just glues together other people's tech, Apple sure are getting huffy about anything that looks similar to their products...

If you're going to put an advert on the side of a bus it's probably best to have a think about the placement of the wheels and make sure that they don't end up looking like a pair of wazzo jubblies.

Sometimes the worst possible things are said as a joke! Could this guy be any more offensive and hilarious at the same time? How could he even post that comment on Facebook? He must've been pretty high himself to even think it.