Handyman Removes Tree And Shed

Dude, sorry about the tree, but I can totally fix that roof for you. Let me give you an estimate.

God! This guy will get really angry and weird if you start messing up the landscaping by boarding in the park. And strangely enough, he's bordering on psychotic, almost ready for a total melt-down

Children, you can't kill them and you can't get rid of them until they go off to college. A lot of parents still believe in swatting their kids to keep them in line. If they took it this far, they'd never have problems again.

This little guy had just been given an apple to eat, and seems to act more like a puppy than a porcupine! He is definitely cute, but not the kind of thing you'd want jumping on your bed in the morning & licking your face!

So you thought you were safe did you? It’s a mad world, but that doesn’t really affect little old me. WRONG! Fiction just became fact. The cyber wars are here, to set off nuclear missiles like Syknet.

A fail of this idiotic magnitude calls for only one phrase: 'You're doing it WRONG.'

If you’re going to pick a fight with a bridge I wouldn’t recommend chancing it with this one. It’s had more wins than you’ve had hot diners. When this 100 year old bridge says YOU SHALL NOT PASS, it really means it.

EPIC-EPIC-EPIC! Sometimes the music hits you, and sometimes you punch the music right back.....in the jaw! I hope, at least for this rapper, that the hits just keep on coming. OUCH!

This guy spent about 3 hours assembling this flying shark and it worked perfectly inside. When you stopped controlling it, it would float back to the ground, so he thought, why not take it outside. FAIL!

You have to feel a little bad for this kid. He catches a missed field goal seconds before the game ends and spikes it. It's still in play, of course, and the other team picks it up to win with a touchdown.

Important note: Always tip the waitress well when you come to this diner. Talk about dumb. Kicking a cap off someone’s head is always going to end in tears unless you have the martial art of a ninja.