Guy Texts While Holding Off Police With Knife

This guy picks probably the least appropriate time to get sucked into his cell phone. Thanks to his phone's autocorrect, his last tweet read "Puck The Police!"

So it's officially lights out at this all-girl slumber party.

Nothing shows your girlfriend you're unafraid of commitment like spending all day corralling cockraoches into a heart-shaped candy box.

He's the undisputed king of pup.

A collaboration between TheOatmeal and a budding songwriter ends in awesomeness when they create this delightful little abomination. Sounds like the kind of thing Jack Black would sing about.

Here are some awesome animated optical illusions. when you pull lined acetate over the top of them they animate before your very eyes. Cool concept, but I kinda wanna see it done with some classic animated gifs, just for lolz.

School field trips are always debatable days of boredom, kids being sick on the coach and arguments. No one wants to be there - Indeed, school trips should be crap. But never racist.

Ok, so you won't die. Mind your step is a street illusion in Stockholm at Sergels torg created by Erik Johansson. It looks totally awesome and must have taken some serious Pythagoras' theorem epicness to do!?

America’s favourite muff-diving talk show host finds herself inadvertently in a Justin Bieber video. But that’s what happens when you don’t close off the street before you start filming. This is a road accident waiting to happen.

If you spend enough time wandering around a creature’s natural environment with a camera, they will just see you as part of the landscape and come and sit on your head. Don’t try this in a strip club though.

With the music industry overrun with 6-pack sporting, vain, talentless douche-muppets, it’s good to get a perspective on it all before we all lose our minds and start listening to Vanilla Ice again!