Guy Gets Really Excited About Google Fiber

So Google Fiber is coming to this guy's neighborhood, but instead of just shrugging going "meh" like most people would, he proceeds to film himself getting ridiculously excited about it all.

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

They're so humongous they have their own gravitational field! You get too near them and whoosh!! You'll be sucked right in there.

This is definitely the best one of the 3 special Wicked Warped Content trailer releases for Adam Sandler's 'That’s My Boy' as it tackles the subject of inappropriate teacher/student relationships in the 7th grade. WTF!?

Before being backflipped by this airbag, this dude yells, "I love you, Jesus!" Clearly, he's just not that into you!

During the Queens Day parade in the Netherlands, an unhinged driver slams through the crowd and slams into a monument. Watch how quickly the guy on the bike jumps out of the cars path six seconds into the video.

Yep, you read it right. Dubstep. It's good to know that there are some extremely talented singers on the interwebs making great a capella videos to amaze us. These guys however are not them.

A Lamborghini driver gets tossed out his door after slamming into a wall. Not only did the driver survive but he escaped with just minor injuries. The car however......

Desperate times call for desperate measures, just make sure your buddies are the ones to try them. These Canadian fisherman are not having any luck so they send two men out to try and locate the fish. WTF!?!

A short but awesome remake of Cee Low Green's classic earworm, with the welcome addition of the cast of Pocohontas, or Mulan, or one of those other Disney crapfests that I never bothered watching.

Possibly the coolest accident of all time. If you ever manage to do something as flukey as this then don't try and walk it off like you meant it to happen. I wonder if he knew he was being filmed, by the looks of things I'd say no.