Guy Crotches Himself On Tree

Ironically, he'll never wood again..

The rest of the day will have hard work keeping up with this level of awesome. The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff, and Carlton Banks come together to bust some tunes like it was 1993.

You don't often see footage of semis crashing but when you do it's pretty memorable, i guarantee you won't forget this one in a hurry. We sure hope this guy was alright because this is pretty wild.

I've never been shark fishing before so this could be a normal reaction from a Mako shark, but it's still pretty impressive. Personally I would have thrown the rod overboard and booted it back to shore as fast as possible. Then changed my pants.

You ready to win? These people are, look at them, winning all over the shop, they're full of so much win that there's not going to be any left for the rest for the year. Save some win for everyone else, jeez!

Introducing Javier Jarquin, the Card Ninja. More than just a sleight of hand, the tricks Jav is throwing are on another level. In this video the Card Ninja and his cards are put to the test with some explosive consequences.

It’s in celebration of Australia day, which is today, and commemorates the arrival of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove in 1788 when the Brits came along and ruined everything. Yay!

Jeremy Cunt steps into Andrew Lansley’s ill-fitting shoes as the new health secretary, but don’t fear, because he’s been watching That Mitchell & Webb Look. The NHS will get a complete makeover based on homeopathic A&E.

Ron Burgundy crashes Conan's show and busts out a brain meltingly good jazz flute solo to announce that the sequel to Anchorman is on it's way. I have only 2 requests; please let it be good and please make it soon!

A ginger man casually pours milk over a young lady's ample cleavage. Normally, that wouldn't be art, but give it a cool soundtrack and get some interesting cinematography going and upload it to vimeo: BAM! Art.

Incredible footage of a plane flying by the Burj Dubai tower. This tower is the largest building ever constructed at 2684 feet and nearly 1000 feet taller than the Sears Tower