Green Lantern vs Deadpool

The trailer for the new Green Lantern film doesn't look to bad, but you know what would make it look a whole lot better? Less Green Lantern and more Deadpool. Why the hell isn't there a Deadpool film out yet? C'mon Hollywood!

He submitted this to a 'Biggest Things' contest, but he could also submit this video to the 'Biggest Nerd' contest and maybe even place in the top three.

Well, she wins it. She wins the record for the most stunted performance of the most excitable song since some other piece of crud. It's like she's trying to be enthusiastic but part of her being won't allow it!?

If you want to wind up the police and walk away scott free, try this trick. All you need is a bottle of water and cojones that are about twelve sizes too big. We can't guarantee that you won't get arrested anyway though.

Getting a quick meal in the ocean isn't hard if you know where to look, and you don't mind eating anchovies by the metric fuckton. Not sure what kinda fish/shark/kraken this is but I wouldn't wanna be in that net!

A Nissan 350Z owner started talking some smack about who had the fastest car. This resulted in a drag race which was easily won by the E55 AMG despite the fact that it was towing a trailer with a John Deer tractor.

In the far east there obviously aren't any FAA laws. A Chinese made rocket is launched within just a few miles of this commercial airliner and is caught on tape by one of the passengers. SCARY!!!

Well, she must be REALLY high if the dog AND the cat are talking.. LOL

What to do with your when you have thin walls and your very noisy amorous neighbours bump uglies? This valiant gent came up with a genius idea and set himself the task of flipping 5 quarters into a cup.

Having a dog that can fetch a stick in the park is one thing, that's like part of their default settings. But having a dog go fetch you a cold beer out of the fridge is what separates the mutts from the hounds. Epic.

Sure, jesus could turn water into wine, but wine is minging. Come back when you can make me a beer, bro. Snow on the other hand would be awesome. Everybody likes snow. Dude could get a sweet job at a ski resort too!