Governor Accuses Opponent Of Giving Boners

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

This is probably the most unusual dating site video you will ever see. I'm no expert but I'm going to go ahead and assume that she didn't get very many responses. She probably ate the cat afterwards too.

If it's home-made it's gotta be good, right? Proof that you can never have too much home protection - This shotgun should be on every redneck's Christmas list this year.

The police officer in the back avoided being sandwiched between the van and the Cadillac by less than twelve inches. The officer that was hit luckily only suffered minor bruises.

This homeowner was worried that the tree in his front yard might one day fall over and hit his house so he went with a low-bidding contractor to have it removed.

This will seriously leave you wondering what happened to this poor dude - Somehow i don't think the outcome will have been a good one - OMG!

Let this be a warning for people who want to put pylons next to a graveyard. That energy could end up waking the dead. Zombies overtaking the earth is a scary prospect - Thank god for cops with guns.

This is quite clearly the most fun you can have on a big wheel. God knows how they managed to pull off powerslides and spins like this seemingly without a single catastrophic fail, but it sure looks fun!

Have you ever seen a bath time babe with full make up on? Well you're about to & she looks fine !

Sometimes the most simple fails are the best - This guy goes old skool in the ever popular pool jump - Luckily, you don't need teeth to tread water.

A vicious hook at the bell might of gave the cat on the right a slight advantage in round one.