Gone Fishing!

I wish I knew what bait to use to catch gorgeous beauties like these! Like they say, it's not the how deep you fish, it's how well you wiggle your worm!

For those of you who are without a girlfriend, don't despair, there's hope for you yet! Believe it or not not all of the cute chicks on the planet are taken, here's a salacious selection of some stunners!

http://www.slackernetwork.com/Stunningly-Surreal-Portraits-With-Real-Animals-celeb1078.html

If you go down to the beach today you're sure of a BIG surprise! Ok, so maybe not a teddy bear's picnic, but something just as cute & cuddly that you'd kill to take to bed with you & hold.

A collection of girls doing weird things. Every single image will make you be all like "Wow, she's hawt, but why is she wearing a panda suit and trying to deep throat a stack of plastic cups" - Yup, the opposite sex are pretty weird.

Sorority parties, guaranteed to have lots of booze, lots of girls in their underwear and lots of outrageous behaviour. Sounds like great fun, so where the hell is my invite?

Quite possibly the best combination of exotic objects to make men drool over on the planet, it's a magical combination. For once if you fail to notice the cute chick in the photo you are not gay!

Get ready for some self-inflicted portrait pretties, brought to you by both the joys of the digital camera & the sharing of information rapidly over the internets! In later life they may regret these pics being all over the web but, meh, who cares!

Goes to Christina Hendricks! Thank god someone is trying to bring back this awesomely curvacious look!

What is it about cats that makes them so damn mellow? These cats just lay there as people place tons of inappropriate stuff on them. Are they stoned on catnip or something?

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet.