Girlz & Carz

Quite possibly the best combination of exotic objects to make men drool over on the planet, it's a magical combination. For once if you fail to notice the cute chick in the photo you are not gay!

It's a strange combination but it does seem to kinda work, even if you separate the main ingredients and just use one, or even two of them it's a recipe for success!

It saddens me deeply to see how many of these are guys! I thought this crap was only infecting our women. Kill them all with fire.....*WAIT! Make it a stake through the heart, just to be sure!

Social networking may be cool, but just remember that your parents have access to it as well. Facebook and parents are a pretty awful combination. Unwittingly revealing intimite details about you to the world.

She just gets stranger and stranger - If I had children I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want them going to one of her live shows. Not only would they get crushed but their eyes would be burnt forever as well. WTF!?!

Hot women in sports jerseys! You know the scene: tight bods wrapped in tiny tops, taught midriff, ponytail cap, big SMILE. It what we in the trade like to term Jock Fodder. Right, now who wants to down a yard of Jager and sit on our lap, eh?

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

In an alternate universe there is a planet where it's the guys and not the girls who are masters in the totally annoying internet art of duckfacing. But fear not, it's not something that could ever happen here. Could it!?

A perfect derrière is just like a succulent steak, something you want to get your teeth into but it has to meet the following criretia: Juicy, no fat and something that just melts in your mouth!

She could be wearing a cabbage on her head and she'd still look smoking hot. In these shots she's wearing (I believe) a Skullcandy headset. If you spent more than half a second looking at the headset, you're probably a gay.

Lets face it, when it comes to photography, the difference between a yawn-tastic photo & a sublime work of pure awesomeness is all about the right angle - Witness everyday normality transformed into total abstract wonder before your very eyes.