Girl Sets Fire To Crotch

OK, so this has got to be one of the most embarrassing burning sensations in your crotch that would have to explain to your doctor. Nothing to do with STD's, just the fact you were non-adept in a silly pastime.

This old man learns that running with the bulls is a lot of fun up until the point the bull catches up.

It's the scoop of a lifetime - Wouldn't any male reporter love to cover a breaking story on hawt girls in bikinis? It's breaking news for sure, but it depends on what's being broken. OUCH!

This World Cup tops them all it's gonna need some really big Mike Myers-esque karma to bag it !

I'll give the cat 10/10 of effort, he's punching at the hair dryer like Rocky pounds meat, but all he's hitting is hot air. It's hard to tell who won but I've got money on the hairdryer for the rematch.

If you were wondering what Seinfeld would have been like if it had been allowed to run past the point where it was still funny, I give you exibit A. A dead horse being flogged mercilessly. Still, I'll probably watch anyway.

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

Funy, but i'm gonna go to hell for laughing - This little guy gets slid across the ring - on his face! - LOL

This aint the first time you've seen it and it wont be the last but you just gotta luv the ownage!

There’s not one person in the whole entire world who would not be sacred completely shitless by this prank. Even Chuck Norris would be screaming like a little girl at the sight of this creepy ghost. Well done Brazil.