Girl Gets Thrown From Merry Go Round

Chicks & park rides go together like 'Win' & 'Fail' - When you approach the merry-go-round this way, it's actually two rides in one. Take that, one-trick slide!

So lets see if I got this straight. The US showed up but were late, England is left to fight Germany, and the French surrendered. Is this the World Cup or are we doing World War II again?

At the Melbourne Skydive Centre they fly, not quite like birds soaring across the blue heavens, but they fly. Ish. It’s more like a meditative fuck you to gravity and giving a big middle digit to the laws of the universe.

Is your husband or boyfriend playing too much World of Warcraft? Perhaps they should see Dr. Sokol and turn their regular life into the game.

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?

There are times when only a 'big ass' tow truck will do. This is one of those times. Not quite sure if this is the technical term for a tow truck of this size, but hey, it works for me.

Skater jumps down a flight of stairs and straight in front of the path of a speeding car. Great work dipsh!t

Excruciatingly awkward to watch, Liam is put on the spot as he joins a sports show anchor and is asked about a game he knows literally nothing about. Didn't they bother speaking to him before they invited him on the show?

Even soccer stars like Fabregas cross over to the dark side !

Updating Facebook relationship statuses isn't the first thing that most new couples do when they get married, but these two can't even wait to get off the altar. Kinda sad if you think about it :(

The ghostbusters theme is an instantly recognisable classic, even when it's being played by a bunch of floppy disk drives. I have no idea how people manage to get a tune out of old hardware. Must be turbo geeks.