Giraffic Park

Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?

She'd have to be a hooker for that..

If the zoo you're visitng claims to have a tiger but all it has is one of these, you should totally go and get your money back. That's false advertising, that is.

It's amazing what you can buy in a shopping mart nowadays, forget the old days of food and daily essentials, today's mom can pretty much get anything she wants. Even offspring.

I'm sure mommy was just THRILLED when the girls brought these kittens home - LOL

Well, it's not really an advert because cigarette companies aren't allowed to advertise anymore, but if they were this would make an awesome advert. 100 years old and lighting her ciggie from the candles in her cake. What a trooper.

It's difficult being a man, nearly dying every time you get flu, deciding where to pee when you're caught short and you're out and about, and trying to read your girlfriend's mood from her facial expressions.

So what is it about this search engine that holds such great appeal? Is it the simplicity, the smart returns on your searches, or maybe, just maybe it is something else altogether?

In space, no one can hear you scream. And by the looks of this epic destroyer of worlds nowhere in the known universe is gonna be safe from him. you can run, but he will find you. Fear him!

Well this image should stick with you for awhile. Rattling around inside your mind, haunting you with its unique mix of horror and eerie car crash fascination. Or alternatively you could just nuke it from space.

Those goddamn body scanners, huh? Exposing all our flabby, transfat-ridden bodies. Must be a helluva job. Well here's a way to wind them up while sticking up for your rights: 4th amendment underwear. Take that Mr Security Man!