Geniuos Idea

Want to get back at a flatmate for stealing last night's dinner and never obeying the cleaning rota? Here's how. With this little trick you can pee on their floor through a locked door and leave them baffled!

You can't blame the wiener for looking as happy as it does, and slathering at the prospect of what it could do to this beauty. My wiener had exactly the same reaction when I saw this slim looking honey in tiny shorts and top.

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.

I dunno, he kinda looks like a cock-smoking, noob-tubing faggot to me. If he's sitting in front of an xbox with a headset on, he's obviously just asking to be verbally abused...

You know you're a total geek if your loved ones get you a cake like this for your birthday and you actually compile it to make sure it's correct!

You've seen the film, read the book & got the tee & now it's finally happening, something you've been waiting your whole life for and NOW you are actually doing it, just, JUST don't blow it!

When your food starts to communicate with you as you dine with your girlfriend, you know you've found the girl to stick with for a while. Either that or you are on some serious medication.

Now this is the kind of job i would really aspire to getting, but i think i'd have to gain some sort of troll-like status first. Yeah, yeah, we all know that kids love him, but is he worthy of their praise or a total D-bag?

When you have an assignment due, you're all ways up against it. Mainly because you've either spent the last few days staring into space. Well, here's one trick you might try to bide you some time. Let us know if it works.

I don't think poor Lance would approve of these two books being side-by-side, but it does give us all a good laugh!

For the morons who don't know how to wear a hat..