First Time

You've seen the film, read the book & got the tee & now it's finally happening, something you've been waiting your whole life for and NOW you are actually doing it, just, JUST don't blow it!

Something that acts do so frequently that it's amazing that it still gets a cheer. Maybe it would only get a muted mumble of appreciation if you couldn't get drunk at gigs though...

I'm guessing by how basic this math test is, certainly a more appropriate name for a test for kids this age is in order!

While the world may barely tolerate Ms Black, if only to have someone else to rip the mickey out of other than Justin Bieber, Jules and Vincent aren't the sort of guys who are going to suffer ear bleeding pop tripe.

If you're using a smart car as a weiner extension then it sucks to be you. not only do you drive a seriously lame automobile but you're love truncheon must be roughly the size of a cocktail sausage.

Cooking soup might sound pretty easy, but in reality it's a pain in the ass. This tin tells the truth about the process, from it's appetite suppressing beginnings to it's unimpressive finale. Anyone for soup?

Who would have thought that a bunch of head banging metal men would have such divinely lustrous locks? Seriously? It's enough to make Rapunzel say "DAYUM!".

Have you ever heard the saying, 'pets often resemble their owners'?

Wow, the view of the lake from the roof really is rather nice, in fact i could probably sit up here all day and watch this vision and feel completely satiated.

Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and not was and combining the two films, there's no way that can be bad, is there? Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and.....WAIT!?!

Whereas yesteryear different activities would involve doing different things in different places, now all our activities can be done sitting in front of a computer screen. That's progress.