First Date Faux Pas

There are certain things you should do on a first date and certain things you shouldn't. squeezing out a silence piercing trouser trumpet solo falls into the latter category. Here's hoping he didn't hear it.

Some people really have some weird ideas. I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't quite on the top of my list !!

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

Look back on all the celebrity hype from the year that was 2013. It’s all here from Breaking Bad to Kimye’s pregnancy: Cyrus twerks, Bieber pees, can we have some real news please?

Smoking Hot Actress Olivia Wilde gets pretty damn cute on the beach, if you use just a little imagination. Oh the possibilities, killer hot babe!

Step 1: Secure yourself to crappy dorm bed with some rope. Step 2: Get a bunch of friends to line up behind you. Step 3: Fall on back like a sorority pledge at a frat party.

From the developers of everything Elder Scrolls comes a game so immersive you'll forget to eat, sleep, or make any friends at all. You'll spend countless hours trapped in a far off land.

Some other stairway fail compilations may claim to be the ultimate, but don’t listen to them, because they’re lying. This. Right. Here. Is the ultimate in people unable to navigate a stairway, so don’t settle for anything less.

It's a case of, 'So near & yet SO far' - You have to ask yourself the question, why the hell did she even bother putting a bikini on if she wasn't going to get in the water? FAIL!

This skateboard stunt is what happens when you have too much time and lighter fluid on your hands. Don't attempt this. It requires a professional level of stupidity.

If you are the biggest douche in your town then get you stupid ass to this competition and you a battle to be the biggest douche in the land.