Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Redux

More like an indie coming of age film; perhaps the kind of film Sofia Coppola or Godard might make, than just Ferris just having a day off, hanging out with his best friend & girlfriend. Live & learn people!

A steel beam weighing over 20 tons falls over 35 feet and misses a guys head by less than 10 inches.

Fancy a glimpse at the pinnacle of Russian gymnastic prowess? Well tough luck because all you're getting it these two jackasses and whatever the hell it was they were trying to achieve here. Nice work lads. LOL.

Mountain walking is for pussies, but mountain walking where the path is only half there and falling to your smashed-skull doom is only a step away, well that's a different ball game altogether. So are you a man or a mountain goat?

It’s a much more listenable and enjoyable One Direction than you’re used to. Zayn sings Story of My Life like he’s swallowed a Fraggle, Harry’s become tone death, and the rest sound like cartoon characters.

Because even LEGO gets it wrong sometimes... so here's some "outtakes" from the film featuring Lego Batman flying into the centre of the sun and messing up his lines and Morgan Freeman's God taking a tumble mid-sentence.

Paulo Nutini performs his hit song '"New Shoes" on the big screen. Cool song. Cool Shoes. Cool ad.

So it turns out of you place a cucumber behind your cat while it's eating, you get a very dramatic reaction.

This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!

This guy pulls off some amazing trampoline dunks that are so good they even surprise himself.

Gotta love the Old Spice randomness, and here they are going full retard as Terry Crews makes music with his manly muscles. That’s right, using the special, magical interactive player you can record your own remix instead of doing any work today.