Extremely Dark Knight

The Christopher Nolan Batman series are pretty gritty, but they're not as gritty as they could possibly be. Sure, batman isn't afraid of getting physical, but what if he was a borderline sadist?

I sure hope this finish line failure didn't cost this guy the race. And, if it did, he should sue his shoe sponsor.

Poor Cher Lloyd, she’s trying to perform for the X-Factor judges and she keeps getting interrupted by an angry Scottish lady. It’s her own fault, she’s a grown woman and should know how to flush the toilet for chrissakes.

Snow White & the dwarves like nothing better then cranking up the choons & having a rave, doped up to the eyeballs on chemicals! He's not called Dopey for nothing you know!

Conan O'Brien decides to test out Grindr with help from gay comedian Billy Eichner of Billy on the Street. So after previously conquering Tinder, Conan sets his sights on becoming the king of the gay hook-up app.

Maybe they finally got around to seeing the Kobe jumping over a car video and didn't realize that it was faked. This guy has a long and happy life as a non-parent ahead of him!

You were probably just wondering what had happened to Rebecca Black? Well, she’s back! Time to set your ears to stun and crank the volume. because she’s gone from web wannabe to polished turd.

Leaping from a helicopter on to the back of a sword fish then riding him like some kind of aquatic bucking bronco might sound cool, but to do it you have to be certifiably insane. You also require balls of steel.

Not only does she forget the words to the US National Anthem, but watch what happens when she comes back out to give it another shot.

There’s no doubting that computers are cool and all that, but can they ever be as all-out fun as running around screaming with a stick?

This might not seem like the most difficult question to answer but if you think about it, it's not as silly a question as it might sound. With all those stars it really should be a bit brighter up there...