Everyone Loves Yoga Pants

And on the seventh day, the men looked up to the heavens and cursed the Lord. "What have we done to deserve such a meagre, blighted existence" they drivelled. "Please show us you love us!" And the Lord gave them Yoga pants.

This would definitely be top of my 'things to get before someone chews off my arm' essentials. I got to get me one of these before the dead decide to rise, you can never be TOO prepared for those flesh eating unwelcome visitors!

You hear that? Listen closely, the Geordie twang, heralding the end of society as we know it. Remember the Mayan prophecy about 2012, the end of the world? Well, look at this series about the north of England as the bell tolls.

Ample assets & toolbelts, nurses with burgers, nakie barbecues, ample assets & bigger lagers, bikini car washes - They're all here and they're all pretty dreamy...

A collective of normal, everyday situations that at first glance seem pretty standard, however on closer inspection things are not as they seem. In fact, the closer you look the more 'WTF?' it all becomes and what is seen can never be unseen.

Of course having a tattoo, an all-over tan or a spiky haircut doesn't automatically make you a douchenozzle, but it definitely means you have douche-tendancies! Ladies BEWARE!!!

Do you wake up every morning strugling with a good excuse not to go into the workplace? Sure, your work probably sucks, but count yourself very lucky. Whatever it is you do for a living, there's no way it's as bad as any of these.

If attractiveness was a mathematical equation then the amount of skin on display would be an all important ratio. That's why women look so much better when summer rolls around and they disrobe a bit.

You can't keep a good girl down, especially when it's the weekend & they have been drinking copious amounts of alcohol - come to think of it, once they reach that state they cease to be 'nice' and become WILD CHILDS!

Every day when i wake up i praise the big dude above for inventing females, he is truly worthy of some kinda worship for such an awesome invention - Now if only they came equipped with a volume control he would definitely be a God!

For anyone suffering from claustrophobia i would strongly suggest you do not browse the following pictures, it will make you feel we live on a very crowded planet with no room to move, unless it's amongst a huge throng of people.