Epic Receding 9yr Old Kid

Talk about getting old before your time! Haircuts aren't usually that funny, but when the haircut is self inflicted and makes the nine year old sporting it look like he's in his mid fifties. WTF!?!

An American soldier in Panama City fancies himself as Rocky Balboa, prances around the ring for an hour or two before squaring up to a guy named Bolo. This was his first mistake of many. "Bolo" is not a name to f#ck with.

If you thought the swordplay (or lightsaberplay) from Star Wars Episode 1 was pretty good, time to think again. Even with all his posturing and double bladed lightsaber, Darth Maul is a totaly pansy.

Like many people, Mr Merchant feels that dating has got way, way too complicated these days. So he longs for the days when people died by the age of 30, back when everyone’s breath smelled of Black Death.

Sometimes the easiest of challenges are still too much. Ok, so he can't figure out how to eat ice cream AND he's red-headed? This kid is going to have his work cut out for him in life. Chill bro'!

Marching bands are a staple of every school, but as incredible as they can be they can also be full of fail, so here's a compilation of those moments when a marching band becomes a marching fail.

It's a pretty impressive party trick but probably not something that you'd bother putting on your CV. It's kinda hard to believe that there are more than one people competing for the head stair climbing record.

Mixed Martial Arts fighter knocks himself out with a body slam - Total genius!

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"

Watch as Photoshop transforms her from ordinary woman to the unobtainable beauty ideal the media demands in this revealing clip. So yeah, fake, you can tell by the pixels.

It's basically a Christmas tradition to revisit this video every year. Here's hoping that Santa landed on your truck with all the presents you wanted this year!